Welcome to today’s episode of Profiles in Courage, where we’ll highlight great people doing heroic deeds.
Geraldo Rivera. Now there’s a guy who’s got some serious courage. The guy has taken on skinheads, black activists, Al Capone’s secret vault, Satanism … but he showed his true courage taking on the U.S. Army recently.
During the war in Iraq in 2003, Rivera made the crazy stupid mistake of filing a report live from the field while embedded with the “Screaming Eagles” of the 101st Airborne Division. During a broadcast he began speaking in detail about an upcoming operation and then drew a map in the sand to show the folks back home what was going to happen.
And, of course, Geraldo forgot that Saddam Hussein was a big Fox News fan at the time.
Needless to say Geraldo became “un-embedded” and heroically advanced the story on the war in Iraq from his new posting … in Kuwait.
So why is he so courageous? Geraldo is courageous because he recently went tandem skydiving … with the U.S. Army’s “Golden Knights” Parachute Team. Yes he jumped out of an airplane with an Army paratrooper - similar to the thousands whose positions he gave away during the march to Baghdad - strapped to his back.
“You just feel like you’re an eagle up there,” Rivera told News14 in Raleigh. “You feel like you could do anything, feel like you could soar anywhere. It’s almost a disappointment when the chute opens.”
I’ll leave it to the Screaming Eagles to add the punchline to that sentence.
Spokane City Hall. Now there’s courageous leadership right there. Yes, I’ve lamented their leadership in the past … Mayor Verner proclaiming “It’s just a little snow” Week last winter and then “It’s just a little water” Week this spring. Now, after John Langeler’s look at Spokane’s never-ending pothole problem the city is finally taking responsibility for the dilapidated state of the roads around the Lilac City.
“The reality is that we wouldn’t typically pay on damage from a pothole unless we had prior knowledge the pothole existed,” City spokesperson Marlene Feist said.
… seriously?
“We all have a responsibility when we drive to avoid hazards,” Feist explained. “Just like if something fell off the truck in front of you, you have a responsibility to drive around it.”
Really?
Note to Police Chief Anne Kirkpatrick: Please tell your officers in the Patrol Division that when they arrive on the scene of a head-on collision involving my SUV and the car in the oncoming lane, I was following my responsibility - as recommended by city leadership - to drive around all of the potholes in my lane and was looking for some pothole-free asphalt in the oncoming lane.
OK … seriously … some of the potholes around here look like bomb craters. Baghdad’s streets weren’t this bad, and their potholes are created by bomb craters.
Telling people it’s their own fault that they don’t navigate around potholes is ludicrous. If the city isn’t going to accept responsibility for the roads, just go the full distance and completely margainalize city residents’ concerns.
When it starts snowing this winter tell the people that everyone will be safe from the potholes as they’ll all be filled up with snow. When people complain about the city’s lackluster response to plowing the streets, tell the people you’re being proactive in protecting them from the potholes by keeping them filled with snow.
Then substitute the word “snow” for “water” or “fire” or “protesters demonstrating against fur / police brutality / gas prices” as needed. That may not be the courageous response, but at least it’ll be an honest one.
